An epic IM conversation
So, Zach and I got a little carried away after reading this Sports Guy mailbag (4th from the last bit at the bottom).
The gist of it is, put the word “Butt” in front of sports team nicknames and laugh like maniacs for a solid 20 minutes. ** DISCLAIMER – this probably won’t work if you’re a woman, or even slightly mature **
Here’s ours:
1:02:38 PM me: Q: Hey Bill, want to laugh for 20 minutes? Put “Butt” in front of all sports team nicknames. “Pirates”, “Chargers”, etc. Friggin hilarious …
–Beau, Miami, Fla.
SG: Oh, boy …
1:03:11 PM zach: hahahahaha
1:03:15 PM zach: i almost pasted that in
1:03:24 PM me: butt titans
1:03:27 PM me: hahahaha
1:03:30 PM zach: HAHAHAHAAH
1:03:35 PM me: butt steelers
1:03:36 PM zach: butt cubs
1:03:38 PM me: BWAHAHAHA
1:03:44 PM zach: butt dodgers
1:03:51 PM me: butt giants
1:03:54 PM zach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:04:01 PM zach: butt raiders!!!!
1:04:08 PM me: this is fun
1:04:10 PM me: HAHAHAHA
1:04:16 PM zach: butt heat
1:04:21 PM zach: butt grizzlies
1:04:24 PM me: butt spurs
1:04:26 PM zach: HAHAHAHAHAHA
1:04:29 PM me: butt pistons!
1:04:31 PM me: hahahaha
1:04:34 PM zach: are those like really old cling-ons?
1:04:39 PM zach: butt spurs?
1:04:48 PM me: sorry…
1:04:50 PM zach: butt oilers
1:04:54 PM me: kind of crying from butt pistons
1:04:59 PM me: oh dude
1:05:00 PM zach: butt ducks
1:05:01 PM me: butt oilers
1:05:06 PM me: butt flames
1:05:09 PM zach: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
1:05:13 PM zach: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH
1:05:18 PM me: butt predators?
1:05:20 PM zach: can’t.stop.laughing
1:05:24 PM me: HAHAHAHA
1:05:24 PM zach: HAHAHAHAHAHA
1:05:31 PM zach: butt marlins
1:05:34 PM zach: butt tigers
1:05:39 PM me: butt dolphins
1:05:39 PM zach: butt royals
1:05:46 PM zach: butt jaguars
1:05:46 PM me: butt chiefs
1:05:49 PM zach: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
1:05:58 PM zach: oh man… i feel like i’m back in 7th grade
1:06:03 PM me: ewww, butt padres
1:06:09 PM zach: ick
1:06:21 PM zach: even works in college… butt trojans
1:06:26 PM me: hahahaha
1:06:32 PM me: butt gamecocks?
1:06:39 PM zach: sick
1:06:43 PM me: butt bills
1:06:45 PM zach: butt volunteers!!!
1:06:50 PM me: whoa
1:06:52 PM zach: i knew something was wrong with UT
1:06:56 PM me: butt crimson tide
1:07:00 PM zach: yikes!!!!
1:07:09 PM zach: butt patriots
1:07:12 PM me: I always wondered about that one
1:07:26 PM me: isn’t crimson tide a euphimism for a woman’s period
1:07:27 PM zach: butt jets
1:07:31 PM zach: yes, it is
1:07:37 PM me: oh no
1:07:37 PM zach: butt packers!!!!
1:07:37 PM me: butt packers
1:07:42 PM me: junix!
1:07:43 PM zach: junix!!
1:07:49 PM me: on the best one, at that
1:07:51 PM zach: that has to be our funniest junix ever
1:07:54 PM me: hahahaha
1:08:06 PM zach: we should email simmons about that one
1:08:07 PM me: this is going on my atleastihavechicken blog
1:08:12 PM zach: SWEET!!!
1:08:25 PM me: just too funny
1:08:28 PM zach: yeah
1:08:33 PM zach: butt clippers
1:08:37 PM zach: butt sonics
1:08:39 PM me: butt kings
1:08:43 PM zach: hahahahahaha
1:08:49 PM zach: butt avalance
1:08:52 PM zach: * avalanche
1:08:53 PM me: HAHAHAHA
1:08:56 PM zach:
1:09:05 PM zach: butt penguins
1:09:15 PM me: butt rockies
1:09:16 PM me: meh
1:09:25 PM zach: butt rangers
1:09:26 PM me: butt jazz
1:09:31 PM me: ooo, butt rangers
1:09:31 PM zach: haahahahahahah
1:09:34 PM me: that’s a good one
1:09:37 PM zach: yup
1:09:43 PM zach: butt bulls
1:09:46 PM me: butt whalers
1:09:50 PM zach: HAHAHAHAHA
1:10:06 PM zach: butt pirates
1:10:11 PM zach: think we said that already
1:10:21 PM me: I don’t think butt packers is ever going to be topped
1:10:24 PM zach: nope
1:10:43 PM zach: butt angels
1:10:55 PM me: of anaheim?
1:11:05 PM me: that sounds like a porn charlie’s angels
1:11:13 PM zach: gay porn at that
1:11:22 PM me: I dunno
1:11:31 PM me: I don’t associate angels and guys
1:11:44 PM me: maybe just anal-themed porn
1:11:48 PM me: but with dialogue
1:12:01 PM zach: back on topic…
1:12:03 PM zach: butt yankees
1:12:12 PM me: hahahahhahaha
1:12:13 PM me: butt sox
1:12:19 PM me: HAHAHAHA
1:12:23 PM zach: would that be like a diaper?
1:12:34 PM me: well
1:12:53 PM me: I could describe what’s in my head when I hear the words “butt sock”
1:12:58 PM me: but I don’t think you wanna know
1:13:02 PM zach: ummmmm, yeah
1:13:05 PM zach: don’t want to know
1:13:15 PM me: butt rams
1:13:20 PM zach: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:13:26 PM zach: butt cardinals?
1:13:26 PM me: hahaha
1:13:29 PM me: eh
1:13:39 PM me: butt vikings!
1:13:44 PM zach: NICE!!!
1:13:49 PM me: that’s a good one
1:14:29 PM zach: phew… i’m tuckered out from stifling insane laughter
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