A couple Star Wars posts
OK, it’s been awhile since I’ve been on here. Isn’t it just pathetic when bloggers who basically abandon their blogs say that? Anyway, I found a couple things that made me laugh.
Number 1 – A very, very funny article I ran across: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/nardo-design-empire.php
This is basically the email inbox of Nardo Pace, the Empire’s worst engineer. Too funny!
Number 2 – A thread from Fark titled “Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote This was truly funny. Here are some of the best ones:
2007-04-11 01:30:36 PM Kusanagi [TotalFark]
You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
2007-04-11 01:32:00 PM Dread Pirate Slasher [TotalFark]
Aren’t you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?
2007-04-11 01:32:26 PM mildmildwest [TotalFark]
I’ve got a bad feeling about this
2007-04-11 01:32:33 PM Crystal Girl [TotalFark]
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!
2007-04-11 01:32:59 PM BXRWXR [TotalFark]
She doesn’t like you.
I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself.
2007-04-11 01:33:03 PM Dragynwing [TotalFark]
The Force is strong with this one.
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM rickythepenguin [TotalFark]
Yipeeeee!
2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM scallywaghotness [TotalFark]
Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
/Too good to pass up
2007-04-11 01:33:26 PM anal brazil men [TotalFark]
“I don’t know who you are or where you’ve come from, but from now on you’ll do as I say, okay?”
2007-04-11 01:33:29 PM Admiral_John [TotalFark]
You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.
2007-04-11 01:33:32 PM SmoothTex [TotalFark]
“That’s no moon, it’s a space station!”
2007-04-11 01:33:33 PM Rev.K [TotalFark]
I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.
2007-04-11 01:33:41 PM Dragynwing [TotalFark]
Let the Wookie win.
2007-04-11 01:33:58 PM Dom Roark [TotalFark]
A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2007-04-11 01:34:06 PM Huskadoodle [TotalFark]
Don’t get too cocky
2007-04-11 01:34:17 PM Dragynwing [TotalFark]
DO NOT WANT!
2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin [TotalFark]
This little one’s not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax [TotalFark]
This little one’s not worth the effort
2007-04-11 01:34:35 PM UnstoppableDrew [TotalFark]
It’s not my fault! They told me it was fixed !
2007-04-11 01:34:38 PM Crystal Girl [TotalFark]
“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
2007-04-11 01:34:49 PM Uberchief [TotalFark]
Yeah, but this time I’ve *got* the money.
2007-04-11 01:34:53 PM Dragynwing [TotalFark]
it’s a trap!
2007-04-11 01:34:57 PM blessthe40oz [TotalFark]
I don’t know who you are or where you’ve come from, but from now on you’ll do as I say, okay?
2007-04-11 01:35:07 PM antisocialite [TotalFark]
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
2007-04-11 01:35:45 PM Kusanagi [TotalFark]
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
2007-04-11 01:35:47 PM KarmicHoax [TotalFark]
Gold Leader: It’s no good down here, I can’t maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We’re too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from… behind!
2007-04-11 01:36:06 PM Dragynwing [TotalFark]
Impressive. Most impressive.
2007-04-11 01:36:27 PM Big Pimpin’ Pappy [TotalFark]
“I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home”
2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM Uberchief [TotalFark]
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it.
2007-04-11 01:37:15 PM Crystal Girl [TotalFark]
“Grab it. Almost … you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy…”
2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM ozone [TotalFark]
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.”
2007-04-11 01:37:38 PM oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
`sex life’ and `Star Wars’? Those words just don’t fit together.
2007-04-11 01:37:46 PM ICDedPpl [TotalFark]
Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her.
2007-04-11 01:37:59 PM Irish15 [TotalFark]
[just a glowing lightsabre waving back and forth in front of the Princess' face]
2007-04-11 01:38:01 PM Manfred Richthofen [TotalFark]
“You are a little short for a stormtrooper.”
2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM KarmicHoax [TotalFark]
So… you got your reward and you’re just leaving then?
2007-04-11 01:38:47 PM crunchyfist [TotalFark]
do or do not. there is no try.
2007-04-11 01:38:54 PM Squarebobspongepants [TotalFark]
Laugh it up, fuzzball!!
2007-04-11 01:39:02 PM Nabb1 [TotalFark]
Negative. It didn’t go in. Just impacted on the surface.
2007-04-11 01:39:24 PM Grandmaster Poopypants [TotalFark]
It didn’t go in. Just impacted on the surface.
2007-04-11 01:40:04 PM Uberchief [TotalFark]
Put that thing away, you’re gonna get us all killed!
2007-04-11 01:41:08 PM KarmicHoax [TotalFark]
Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.
2007-04-11 01:41:50 PM OyleSylck [TotalFark]
Yub nub!
2007-04-11 01:41:54 PM Dom Roark [TotalFark]
She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.
2007-04-11 01:41:56 PM spacely_sprocket [TotalFark]
Greedo: That’s the idea… I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I’ll bet you have.
[SFX: Boom!]
Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.
2007-04-11 01:42:14 PM BullsHitter [TotalFark]
Yeah, but this time I’ve *got* the money.
2007-04-11 01:42:20 PM never odd or even [TotalFark]
I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I’m all right… ahhh!
2007-04-11 01:42:23 PM Dragynwing [TotalFark]
lol…has anyone quoted something from the 3 crappy movies?
2007-04-11 01:42:47 PM Number23 [TotalFark]
Impressive.
Most impressive.
2007-04-11 01:43:04 PM byss [TotalFark]
I thought they smelled bad…. on the outside
2007-04-11 01:43:30 PM HaveBlue [TotalFark]
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.
2007-04-11 01:45:32 PM EvilEgg [TotalFark]
You’re kind is not welcome here.
2007-04-11 01:45:42 PM Stars_At_Night [TotalFark]
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
2007-04-11 01:45:43 PM byss [TotalFark]
You don’t need to see his identification….
2007-04-11 01:45:48 PM all the good names are gone [TotalFark]
“I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
2007-04-11 01:46:46 PM Thrawn [TotalFark]
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this”
2007-04-11 01:47:56 PM PleasedToMeetMe [TotalFark]
She’s your sister.
2007-04-11 01:48:13 PM unlikely [TotalFark]
Ten thousand? I could almost buy my own ship for that!
That’s pretty much where the good ones ran out. Some hilarious stuff. Office roomie and I were rolling for 30 minutes or so.
Damn!
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