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Elected officials, needle exchange programs and marketing bunnies

July 17th, 2006

Another funny email exchange between Squid Dog and me.

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
Ahhh, probably not then.
Man, I got some good sun yesterday. Nice reddish base coat.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
Nice. I gotta go get some sun, dude. I got a full on famer’s tan

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
Yuck. That sucks.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
Yep, I’ll be sporting it on your beaches here two weeks from now.

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
Nice.

New law — no smoking on the beaches. They passed that law the same week they reinstated the needle exchange program. Doesn’t make sense that there’s more McD’s wrappers and soda cans on the beach than anything else, yet they made it illegal to smoke and they decide to use our money to go ahead and give out drug paraphenalia.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
Nice place, your state. More specifically, your city.

As long as they don’t have a no-farmer-tan ordinance in effect, I’ll be fine

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
Yeah, we’re pretty messed up. The funny thing is that our mayor is an ex police chief.

I think they passed the no farmer tan law, but it doesn’t go into effect until October…. the same time they will start to enforce the law that sells beer at a discounted rate to minors so they don’t have to sell sex to raise the money to buy it themselves. hahahaha.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
Man, do you vote? You should, because you guys have some messed up shit going on down there.

I mean, who do you think votes more, smokers or intravenous drug users?

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
I don’t think the needle thing was on the ballot. I think that was a city council thing.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
Need to un-elect your representatives, then. I don’t understand how a place that has so much going for it can be so fucked up.

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
hahahhaa. No kidding, right? we are messed up bad.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
I don’t understand it. You guys are in one of me most beautiful places in the world, and it’s maddening to hear what’s going on there

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
Try living it dude.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
You’ll notice I live here….

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
No kidding, huh? hehehehe.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
Although it’s almost as bad there on the opposite side of the pendulum

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
I think everyplace has its bad points.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
I guess. Everyone here points out that we have a Democrat governor like how some people say ‘some of my best friends are black’ when they say something racist.

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
hahahaha. That’s funny.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
You guys technically have a Republican governor. Maybe governor is like, the token minority elected official. Kind of like how the HR executive in any given organization is always a woman, generally the only one on the executive team.

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
hahaha. Or even Marketing.

On 7/17/06, Will wrote:
Exactly. Seems like half the companies I’ve worked for have both a HR exec who is totally unqualified and there only because she has a vagina and a marketing bunny who’s cute but past her prime and seems to do nothing but party with higer ups from other companies

On 7/17/06, Squid Dog wrote:
hahaha. That is so funny only cause it’s true.

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